10 Quite Inappropriate Uncensored Shin Chan Quotes That Will Make You Blush

Have you seen the Japanese cartoon ShinChan?  If you haven’t and you do you will be amazed by the  language and behavior and the  many misfortunes of the main character. Shin Chan is a 5-year old boy who pretends to be much older and behaves like a teenager, talks like an adult and flirts with adult women?!

Whaat…? Yes, that’s the plot. We were also surprised when we first saw a couple of episodes.

Hold on your reactions and judgement until you see and read some of the most popular uncensored Shin Chan Quotes below…

1. The Pink Pussy: No criminals can escape from the Pink Pussy!
Enchman: Oh yeah, the censors are gonna love that one.

2. Misae Nohara: [after Shin has locked them out of the apartment] Shin, you little devil! What did you do now?
Shin-Chan Nohara: I just pushed a button and it went click. Is that the click-oris?
Commercial Girl: That’s the lock… the love button is entirely different.
Misae Nohara: Shin, you moron, you locked the door! Now open up, do you hear me?
Shin-Chan Nohara: But… you always tell me, when you’re not here, don’t open up the door for anyone.
Misae Nohara: That only applies when it’s not me standing outside the motherfucking door! Now open up this instant!

3. Micchi: It’s just like College without the date rape.

4. [Shin has pink eye, and Hiro is taking him to the doctor’s office]
Hiroshi Nohara: Ah, the best free clinic money can buy.
[inside]
Desk Nurse: I’ll need your insurance card and/or coupon.

5. Shin-Chan Nohara: So I thought if I put the toaster in the freezer, we could make Poptartsicles.

6. Maso: [in his fantasy about eloping on a raft with Ai] Look, it’s that island from “Lost”! We’ll start our new life with the Others and make up stupid plots as we go along!

7. Misae Nohara: Get up Shin, you have school today!
Shin-Chan Nohara: No thanks, I went there last week.

8. Maso: [in his fantasy about eloping on a raft with Ai] Look, it’s that island from “Lost”! We’ll start our new life with the Others and make up stupid plots as we go along!

9. Narrator: I’m not sure why I’m telling you this, except that it’s 7 a.m., and I’ve been drinking!

10. Hiroshi Nohara: Shin, where’s my beer? I’m losing my buzz.