10 Smooth Tinder Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get You a Date

Do you have little to no experience using Tinder? Are you a mediocre writer at best?

Do you want your message to hit the right spot and create a good first impression?

You can borrow the following Tinder pickup lines that will really impress your crush:

they are guaranteed to help you get what you really want… at no cost.

1. “Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.'”

2. “What are the chances I see you naked tonight?”

3. “Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.”

4. “Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you.”

5. What’s a smart, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?

6. I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.

7. You look like you love adventure, you know some guys love spontaneous,  adventurous girls.

8. Baby if I could rewrite the alphabet I would make a capital “i” and a lowercase “L” more distinguishable because starting a sentence with “ill” is hard to read.

9. “I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.

[Girl: What?]

You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

10. “Show me what you got under that shirt.”