11 Funny NSFW Roses Are Red Poems That You Should Whisper to Your Lover

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Does your sweetheart get excited when you speak sexy, romantic, naughty words ?

Are you in need of a special “Roses are red” poem for your special one to set the mood for a special night?

You asked for our favorite poems and we deliver. We hope they will do their magic.

 

1.Roses are red

True love is rare

Booty, Booty, Booty!

Rocking everywhere.

 

2.Roses are red

Foxes are clever,

I like your butt

Let me touch it forever.

 

3.Roses are red,

my soul is pure and white

I have two lovers

the left and the right.

 

4.Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But thinking of you

 

5.Roses are red

Your panties are lace.

I would like you

To sit on my face

 

6.Roses are red

Just like my face

When you sit down

And give me a taste

 

7.Roses are red

You are so fine

I’ll be the 6

If you be the 9

 

8.Roses are red

Like the hot love we’ll be makin’

But wait somethings down there…

I’ll fry it like bacon!

 

 

9. Roses are red.

Violets around blue.

So are my balls.

Because of you.

 

 

10. Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over bitch

You’re gonna get fisted

 

11. Roses are red
We all know this ditty
I’m the Loch Ness Monsta!
An’ imma need tree fitty

 

 

 

 

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