20 Funny Tweets Of Wisdom About Marriage That’s 100% True
Being married isn’t just about spending everyday with your significant other cuddling, watching romantic movies, and going out on dates. That’s the biggest misconception. And the good thing is there are husbands out there on Twitter that can help us learn more about the intricacies of being married to someone.
Tell me, after reading these tweets, if you still want to get married. đŸ˜€
1. Even the tiniest things can start a war
2. Love is still there, but everyone is getting in each other’s nerves
3. And there’s also a thing called “cold bedroom” when you grow old together
4. This is oddly accurate to the point where even nerd gamers will understand
5. Vacuuming the carpet đŸ˜‰
6. But hey, that’s a spark!
7. Because your misery breeds happiness in others
8. There’s also the constant joking about wanting to kill each other
9. But chicken wing is the best part!
10. And that’s the reason why you should have your secret stash of ice cream tub
11. Because all attention should be just for that one person
12. It’s also very difficult to build even with instructions
13. Woops, don’t follow this advice!
14. If it’s not yours, it doesn’t matter. Hell yeah!
15. This Simon Holland guy is really having a fun time with his wife.
16. Women have all these things they use in the shower that are smarter than most men.
17. To be fair, women are more prone to feeling cold because their body regulates heat differently than with men.
18. Wife feels like she’s in Winterfel while husband feels like he’s in Valyria.
19. OMG you can’t do that, Satan
20. Wait until he becomes a dad and begins with his Dad Joke phase.
