20 Married Men Tweeted About Their Daily Life & It’s Hilarious

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Find out what it means to be married in 140 characters or less. 

1. Being married is not always about cuddling. You still do your own thing!

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2. Asking for likes is more common as a display of support.

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3. When you’re married you will learn how to read between the lines.

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4. Being gross for each other is totally okay.

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5. Learning lessons is painful, but you won’t commit the mistake ever again.

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6. Teasing means something totally different.

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7. Women can read thoughts and they’re close to finding out the truth!

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8. How should dogs wear jeans? On their four legs or on their hind legs?

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9. Everything will be noticed and be talked about.

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10. Budgeting is serious business!

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11. Because, again, budgeting is serious business for the family’s financial success.

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12. Men really can’t do anything without women. 🙂

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13. And I think that’s beautiful.

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14. Emphasis on the “wife’s home”

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15. Because us men can’t be left alone to our childlike understanding of responsibilities.

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16. Expressing your intention is important.

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17. Hearing this will immediately run goosebumps along your body.

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18. Again, men are basically old boys.

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19. Because women can literally read our minds.

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20. Well “probably” means you actually don’t. 😉

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