Looking for lame crypto jokes and the best crypto exchange in the same place? Well, what do you know: today’s your lucky day!
Did you hear about the new cryptocurrency CowCoin?
It uses proof-of-steak.
Hilarious, I know! It was either that or "What do crypto traders do for fun?" Spoiler alert: YODL. So if that first opening didn't work for you, you have a replacement! Either way, you're probably thinking about steak and not yodeling - unless you're vegan. In which case, what's the first thing you tell people? That you're vegan or that you have crypto? This is on my mind constantly and the suspense is killing me!
You can let me know later; right now wanna tell you about a crypto exchange I discovered recently. It's called SuisseBase and it's what I've been using for my crypto trading. (Yes, I am an investor myself so that gives me the right to make fun of crypto. Isn't that how this thing works? We all know the rules!)
As I was saying, with SuisseBase, I can complete all my trading easily using my IBAN account. The platform is very easy to use and so far I've had no problems with any of my transactions - it's all transparent and I get notifications at every stage.
They also have order-forwarding to OTC desks, which is perfect if you have lots and lots of crypto and need to process large orders. Not me, though - I'm a basic pleb. :) But if you're a high-net-worth investor, this could be a great opportunity for you!
And, if you have a business, you can use SuisseBase as a payment gateway. The fees are low, so you can cut your expenses by accepting crypto payments or sending crypto to your vendors.
At the moment, you can trade 40 different assets, including the most popular ones such as Bitcoin, Ethereum, USDT, and USDC.
To fund your SuisseBase account, just deposit USD or EUR. If you need to withdraw money, you can do that any time of day and get your money in under 24 hours.
Now, as a crypto investor, security may not be top of your list... until sh*t happens that is! But just in case you're wondering (and you should be!), SuisseBase is very secure. In fact, it may well be the industry standard.
The people behind the platform are international finance, law, and computer science experts who know a thing or two about the security measures used by banks and big pharma companies. (Like them or not, they do seem to have that aspect down, don't they?) Well, SuisseBase took a page out of their book and applied the same government-grade security protocols to crypto.
They also integrate Coincover crypto insurance technology, protecting client assets from theft and offering the most advanced disaster recovery solutions.
When I signed up, they gave me a neutral custodial wallet and my very own dedicated relationship manager. (Sounds so official and fancy, right? That's Swiss banking for ya'!)
I'm also really looking forward to their SuisseBase corporate expense card. That should make my trading even smoother!
Overall, I'm pretty happy with the service - 10/10, would recommend!
Oh and, hush hush, these guys are Swiss so, naturally, professionalism and discretion are guaranteed!
If you're ready to give it a go, check out https://suissebase.ch and tell them you found out about them in a really funny blog. Or don't, I'm not your mother. Just please don't start by telling them you're vegan - this is the one time you REALLY wanna open with "I'm a crypto holder."
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