Tiki and Skull Collectors have the chance to win Title: Grand Poobah of Coolness
Tiki, Skull Collectors and frankly anyone with good taste in creepy collectors items are invited to enter into the latest contest sponsored by Zane Wylie Skulls .
You could be the Envy of the world for owning the most Zane Wylie Skulls if you win the 1st place title:
Title: Grand Poobah of Coolness
The person that owns the most Zane Wylie Carved Skulls will own the title of Grand Poobah of Coolness which entitles them to high fives, looks of envy and desperate longing.
2nd place title: First Loser - Second place is first loser... don't be second place.
3rd Place title: Why Bother - See second place description.
The contest is being held to bring attention to Zane Wylie Skulls Newest Creation - The Tiki Skull - full information can be found on the website: https://realhumanskull.com/tiki
When asked about the competition, Zane Wylie, Tall dark and handsome, minus the tall... dark and handsome., had this to say about why people should enter:
"We're excited to hold this contest because I enjoy paying the bills and paying for the new air conditioning unit I had to just put on my credit card."
Winners will be chosen based on The Winning Criteria, which is simple, who ever buys the most Zane Wylie Skulls Wins!
What do you win?
A level of coolness previously unattainable.
Start collecting!
So to recap, it's a contest for your to buy Zane Wylie Skulls to fund his addiction to oxygen, food, water and keeping a rook over his head.
Everything is a one man show. From Idea to, carving, to molding to making replicas.
Visit https://realhumanskull.com/tiki and learn how owning human skull replicas can change your life and scare your in-laws.
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